Step into a scrapyard version of golf.

In Camden, Junkyard Golf Club turns a normal round into four themed mini-worlds, and I like that you can choose exactly what you play (a 9-hole ticket for one course, or an 18-hole ticket for two). The atmosphere is a big part of the fun, and the course designs lean hard into horror-comedy visuals like creepy clowns, electric-chair prayers, and auto-junk garages. One thing to consider: it’s a physical, themed place, so if you’re expecting a calm, quiet outing, this won’t be it.

I also like how easy it is to shape your visit around your day. You redeem your voucher at the venue in Camden Market, then pick your course(s) once you’re inside, so you can go at any time during opening hours on your selected date. And the staff tend to set a comfortable tone fast, including for families with kids.

Key things to know before you go

• Choose your course vibe: 4 different layouts you can mix-and-match with 9 or 18 holes
• Gear is included: putter and ball are provided, so you arrive ready
• Camden Market location: walkable, central, and easy to pair with other Camden stops
• Theming is the star: clowns, cages, electric-chair moments, and scrapyard garage chaos
• Cashless, card-friendly: bring a debit or credit card since the venue is cashless

Junkyard Golf Club in Camden Market: what you’re stepping into

Junkyard Golf Club sits right in Camden Market, and that matters more than you might think. You’re not commuting out to some isolated entertainment complex. You’re in the middle of one of London’s most walk-and-stumble neighborhoods, which makes it a solid plan either as a pre-dinner activity or a flexible late-afternoon break.

The venue is built around strong, visual storytelling. Expect dim, dramatic lighting in spots, props that look like they were ripped from a scrapyard or a horror movie, and a design that doesn’t just decorate—everything feels part of the challenge. It’s a style of crazy golf where the obstacles are tied to the setting, not just random barriers.

A practical point: it’s cashless. You’ll want a major debit or credit card ready so you’re not stuck when the urge to grab a drink hits.

Tickets for 9 holes or 18 holes: getting value out of your time

Your ticket is simple and flexible. Pick a 9-hole option to play one course, or an 18-hole option to play two courses of your choice. That choice is what turns this into a good-value experience for different time budgets: squeeze in one course if you’re short on time, or take on two if you want more variety.

In practical terms, 18 holes is the better pick if you’re traveling with a group where people might have different tastes. One course can satisfy the thrill-seekers, while the other can be the “weird one” everyone remembers. If you’re going with kids or people who get bored quickly, 9 holes can be a win too—less decision fatigue, faster turnover, and you still get the full Camden energy around you.

Also, the venue runs on slots during opening hours, and you can go at any time during opening hours on your selected date. That means you’re not boxed into one strict time window, which is a big help when you’re balancing London logistics.

Finding the venue: how to reach it from Camden Lock bridge

You’ll go to the Junkyard Golf Club to redeem your voucher. From there, head toward Camden Market and look for the first entrance next to Camden Lock bridge.

This is useful because Camden can feel like a maze if you only rely on instinct. Starting from Camden Lock bridge gives you a fixed landmark. Once you’re inside the venue, you redeem and then choose your course(s) from the options available.

If you like to move fast, this setup works: arrive, get sorted, pick your course(s), then start playing without a long wait that eats the day.

Four themed courses: how to choose the right one

Here’s the fun part: there aren’t just different holes. There are different worlds. You choose between four courses, each with its own tone and obstacle style. That makes the experience feel like multiple mini-attractions rather than one long, repeatable loop.

If you’re deciding before you go, think in terms of mood:

• Do you want creepy and playful?
• Do you want a scrapyard adventure?
• Do you want a surreal “what is happening” vibe?

Then match that mood to the course.

Also, you can choose which course to play after you arrive, which is handy if you change your mind based on how energetic your group feels.

Bozo, Dirk, Gary, Pablo: what each round feels like

Bozo course: clowns, carousels, and fear-themed chaos

The Bozo course is a dystopian fear-ground where you putt past creepy clowns, through Ferris wheels, and over carousels of fear. The obstacles are theatrical, like you’re playing through a messed-up carnival. The challenge is tied to the setting, so the course feels more like a guided experience than just a layout.

This one is a strong pick if your group enjoys horror-comedy vibes. It’s also a good choice if you want the most instantly readable theme when you’re standing there choosing.

Dirk course: basement horror energy and ultraviolet surprises

The Dirk course takes you into a basement horror rave-style atmosphere, with moments like praying before an electric chair and a mind-bending ultraviolet toilet. The lighting and effects are part of what makes this feel different from a standard mini-golf course.

Choose this if you want something that leans surreal and a little uncomfortable in a fun way. It’s also the course that likely creates the most photos.

Gary course: scrapyard garage remix and the roof-of-a-mini moment

On the Gary course, you slide off the roof of a smashed-up mini, then play through piles of auto-junk in a scrapyard garage remix. The vibe is pure junkyard logic: broken vehicles, scrapyard piles, and an overall “mechanical chaos” feel.

This is a great choice for people who like bold, physical obstacles rather than spooky ones. If your group reacts well to action-style moments, Gary tends to land well.

Pablo course: polluted paradise with grizzly bears and crashed planes

The Pablo course plays out like a polluted paradise: face cage-fighting grizzly bears and avoid crashed narco planes. It’s intense in theme, but in a crazy-golf way—more odd than truly scary, more surreal than graphic.

Pick Pablo when you want a course that feels like a bizarre action scenario. It’s a good second course to pair with one of the others if you’ve got the 18-hole ticket.

The atmosphere and staff: why people leave in a good mood

The place runs on energy, and the staff help make that happen. When you arrive, you’re greeted in a way that can make new surroundings feel easier, especially for families. One detail I’d file under “this is smart”: the team often talks directly with kids and keeps them engaged right away, including asking about their favorite super hero. That kind of attention matters more than it sounds.

You’ll also get shown the way once you go downstairs, so you don’t have to guess where to go next. That reduces the awkward start that can happen at themed venues, where you’re trying to find your course and figure out how the flow works.

And yes, there are drinks on site. Cocktails have a place here, and they fit the theme instead of feeling like a generic add-on. If you want something fun to sip during a break between holes, that’s part of the experience.

Food and drinks, plus what you’ll actually spend

Food and drinks aren’t included, but they are available to buy. Because the course time is limited and the venue is part of the entertainment, it’s smart to plan for at least one purchase if you want a full “hang out” visit. If you’re traveling on a tight budget, you can still keep costs predictable by treating it like a paid activity plus one optional drink.

The bigger value question is gear and entry: you get your ticket for 9 or 18 holes, you get to choose your course(s), and you get a putter and ball. That’s important. A lot of similar attractions nickel-and-dime you with equipment rentals or add-ons. Here, the core experience is straightforward once you’re inside.

In Camden, the surrounding area also gives you alternatives. If you want to control spending, you can grab food nearby and use Junkyard Golf Club purely for the golf plus drinks on your terms.

When to go in Camden: fitting it around teens and families

You can go at any time during opening hours on your selected date, which helps you plan around meals, London crowds, and weather. If you’re traveling with kids or teens, there’s a key timing rule: under-18s are allowed before 7 PM, and the last golf slot is at 6 PM, seven days a week.

So if your group includes younger players, aim for an earlier start. If you’re going later in the day and you’re with teens, you’ll want to confirm that the time slot you choose still fits within that under-18 window.

Getting the most out of your 9 vs 18 decision

If you’re torn, I’d use this quick rule:

• Choose 9 holes if you want one course, faster turnaround, or you’re pairing it with other Camden stops.
• Choose 18 holes if you want more variety and you’re open to playing two very different themed setups in one visit.

Also consider group energy. Two courses can work great if everyone stays engaged through the entire round. If you’re worried about attention spans or you want more breaks, 9 holes can feel more comfortable.

And don’t stress about picking perfectly. With four distinct course themes, even one course can feel like a mini-adventure. The 18-hole option just gives you room to match the weird factor to different tastes.

Should you book Junkyard Golf Club Camden tickets?

Book it if you want crazy golf with strong theming, you like the idea of choosing among four different worlds, and you’re in Camden anyway. It’s also a solid pick for families because the staff style tends to keep people comfortable and moving.

Skip it if you’re after a quiet, traditional sports outing. This place is built for atmosphere—props, lighting, and playful horror themes are part of the bargain.

One last practical tip: bring a passport or ID card, because the venue uses a Challenge 25 policy and you’ll be asked to present physical ID to enter.

FAQ

Where is Junkyard Golf Club located?

It’s in Camden Market in Greater London. The meeting point is the first entrance next to Camden Lock bridge, where you redeem your voucher.

Do I get to choose which course to play?

Yes. Once you’re inside, you select from the four available courses.

Should I buy a 9-hole or 18-hole ticket?

A 9-hole ticket lets you play one course. An 18-hole ticket lets you play two courses of your choice.

What’s included with the ticket?

Your ticket includes the 9 or 18-hole entry (depending on your option), choice of course, and a putter and ball.

Do I need ID?

Yes. The venue operates a Challenge 25 policy and you’ll be asked to present physical ID. Bring a passport or ID card.

Are under-18s allowed?

Yes, under-18s are allowed in the venue before 7 PM. The last golf slot is at 6 PM, seven days a week.

Is the venue cashless?

Yes, it’s cashless and accepts major debit and credit cards.

Is there only one set time to start?

No. You can go at any time during opening hours on your selected date, based on the availability and starting slots shown when you check tickets.